Do I Like Indiana Jones?

I’ve been wrestling with that question for almost five hours now.

Earlier today I posted an entry about the latest trailer for Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and how crazy some parts of it are (namely, the huge sigh Harrison Ford lets out during the opening narration). Something about the piece wasn’t right, so I scrapped it and started over. The new piece definitely read better, but something still wasn’t working. I kept moving words around and rewriting sentences until I realized what the problem was:

I couldn’t accurately convey my true feelings about the Indiana Jones film series on my blog because I’m not even sure what my true feelings about the Indiana Jones film series are.

Is Temple of Doom really my favorite? Do I really hate Last Crusade? I haven’t watched these movies all the way through in at least four years. I should sit down and watch them again before I go shooting my mouth off on the Internet. I’m going to do that and get back to you, hopefully before the new one opens.

One thing’s for sure: Shia LeBeouf still doesn’t look like an authentic greaser. This is what a goddamn greaser looks like:

Hey, Daddy-o, rock n’ roll is the most and you know it!

Tags: Indiana Jones, Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Last Crusade, Shia LaBeouf questionable greaser, Temple of Doom