It Coulda Been Dave Versus Sammy Versus Mitch
Behold, a 1996 Van Halen demo featuring potential Hagar replacement Mitch Malloy. Hit play, close your eyes, and imagine a world where Gary Cherone remains in the funk metal ghetto of Extreme. How long until we see disgruntled fanboys sporting “Van Malloy” t-shirts?
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