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		<title>A Big Fat Stupid Love Letter To &#8220;Late Night w/ David Letterman&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 08:22:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jamesgreenejr</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Good evening. Certain NBC executives feel it would be a little unkind to present this show without just a word of friendly warning. We are about to unfold a show featuring David Letterman, a man of science who sought to create a show after his own image without reckoning upon God. It&#8217;s one of the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jgtwo.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3283401&amp;post=10582&amp;subd=jgtwo&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Shit A Seventeenth Century English Fop Says</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 04:45:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I say, that last Etheredge Restoration comedy was too French even for my tastes!&#8221; &#8220;Oh drat, my poet blouse is soiled with the grease of a cornish game hen!&#8221; &#8220;If I should die in this Great Plague, please burn my corpse in Salisbury.&#8221; &#8220;Balderdash! The Duke of Monmouth&#8217;s real name is Scott!&#8221; &#8220;Please, speak not [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jgtwo.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3283401&amp;post=10604&amp;subd=jgtwo&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Meet The Original Honey Badger</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 21:16:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is game show host John Davidson in 1990. Look at him. He doesn&#8217;t give a shit. Look at him! He&#8217;ll drink that coffee when he&#8217;s good and ready. Filed under: Hollywood, Shit That Can't Be Real Yet Somehow Is, Shout Outs, The Boob Tube Tagged: 1990, honey badger, John Davidson, mirror shades, Nike track [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jgtwo.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3283401&amp;post=10572&amp;subd=jgtwo&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Don Mattingly Is Spending His Off Season Harassing A Guy In A Bear Costume</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 20:05:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Hey Carl, uh, Don Mattingly is in the parking lot with his kid and his kid&#8217;s friends, and they all want to shoot one of those basketball trick shot videos with our sign. I wasn&#8217;t sure what to tell &#8216;em, &#8217;cause I&#8217;ve only been working at this McDonald&#8217;s for a couple days, and literally none [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jgtwo.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3283401&amp;post=10565&amp;subd=jgtwo&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>You, The Master Of Quack Fu</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 23:09:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Word has it George Lucas is holding a press junket at Skywalker Ranch this weekend for the forthcoming Phantom Menace rerelease during which he will only field questions from children. This seems like a prime opportunity to put a tyke in a Howard the Duck costume for a lil&#8217; bit o&#8217; searing antagonization. Get on [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jgtwo.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3283401&amp;post=10545&amp;subd=jgtwo&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Throw Another Blinky On The Goo Goo (Silverchair)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 20:36:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today is Australia Day, the holiday that commemorates the 1788 arrival of Great Britain&#8217;s First Fleet to that particular koala-infested island continent. Much like our own Thanksgiving, this observance is a source of conflict for Australia&#8217;s native peoples, many of whom have renamed the Twenty-Sixth of January &#8220;Invasion Day&#8221; or &#8220;Survival Day.&#8221; That&#8217;s a bit [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jgtwo.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3283401&amp;post=10522&amp;subd=jgtwo&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Gov&#8217;t Misplaces John Hinckley&#8217;s Neckties (Or So They Claim)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 02:35:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The John Hinckley, Jr. play time hearing resumed this morning following a break for the holidays. Unfortunately, Hinck was not looking his best today, no thanks to his government handlers. From CNN: Hinckley sat quietly listening to the court testimony Monday. He was wearing a brown sports coat without a tie. Hinckley usually wears a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jgtwo.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3283401&amp;post=10499&amp;subd=jgtwo&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Shit JG2 Says When He&#8217;s At The Orange City Applebee&#8217;s In 2004</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 02:53:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;They have a pretty great quesadilla here.&#8221; &#8220;Listen! They&#8217;re playing &#8216;Dream Police!&#8217; Let&#8217;s go to the Virgin Megastore after this and buy as many Cheap Trick CDs as we can afford.&#8221; &#8220;Okay, we can &#8216;share&#8217; a martini, but I don&#8217;t drink, so, y&#8217;know, you&#8217;re responsible for taking care of the whole thing.&#8221; &#8220;Excuse me, but [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jgtwo.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3283401&amp;post=10491&amp;subd=jgtwo&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>JG2&#8242;s Top Ten Albums &amp; Singles Of 2011 (Annotated Edition)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 20:40:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Previously published sans annotation here. This year&#8217;s lists are dedicated to Gidget, the Taco Bell Chihuahua (pictured, left), who died a couple years ago and has yet to receive a proper tribute in this country. Yes, I&#8217;m currently petitioning Congress to make her birthday a national holiday. JG2&#8242;s TOP TEN ALBUMS OF 2011 1. Turbo [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jgtwo.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3283401&amp;post=9801&amp;subd=jgtwo&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>AC/DC Pinball Machine Missing Crucial Testicle-Related Song</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sure, it may have a &#8220;groundbreaking rule set&#8221; and a &#8220;packed playfield,&#8221; but when none of the twelve songs featured on your AC/DC pinball machine are &#8220;Big Balls,&#8221; well, I&#8217;m sorry, but I think I&#8217;ll take my six thousand dollars elsewhere. Man, if the cheapest model available today costs six grand, imagine how much this [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jgtwo.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3283401&amp;post=10438&amp;subd=jgtwo&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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