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		<title>Stuff White People Like To Complain About</title>
		<link>http://jgtwo.wordpress.com/2009/11/07/stuff-white-people-like-to-complain-about/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:09:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jamesgreenejr</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Weezer &#8211; White people immediately latched on to the rock band Weezer when they first appeared on the scene in the mid-nineties with a winning combination of fuzzy grunge pop, kitschy 1970s references, and an endearing &#8220;aw shucks&#8221; underdog persona. As with most rock groups, though, it has proven difficult for Weezer to maintain [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jgtwo.wordpress.com&blog=3283401&post=5014&subd=jgtwo&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Some Bullstuff I Wrote About Van Halen</title>
		<link>http://jgtwo.wordpress.com/2009/11/03/some-bullstuff-i-wrote-about-van-halen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:31:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jamesgreenejr</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Includes artist&#8217;s rendering of me cradling a broken-hearted Michael Anthony as David Lee Roth flips us both off. Read and see here.
Posted in Complaints, Music, Shout Outs Tagged: artist's rendering, DLR flippin' me the bird, Van Headache, Van Heartbreak      <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jgtwo.wordpress.com&blog=3283401&post=5011&subd=jgtwo&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Meanwhile, Weezer Continues To Pile On The Stupid</title>
		<link>http://jgtwo.wordpress.com/2009/11/03/meanwhile-weezer-continues-to-pile-on-the-stupid/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jamesgreenejr</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Their latest transgression &#8211; inviting soft jazz king Kenny G to &#8220;rock out&#8221; with them during an appearance on &#8220;AOL Sessions&#8221;:

I have to give the Weezers credit for not breaking character the minute Ken tore into that first flurry of waiting room pablum. A lesser man (me) surely would have doubled over in hysterics/pain/hysterical pain.
By [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jgtwo.wordpress.com&blog=3283401&post=5006&subd=jgtwo&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>E-Mail The Chuck Biscuits Death Hoaxer</title>
		<link>http://jgtwo.wordpress.com/2009/11/03/e-mail-the-chuck-biscuits-death-hoaxer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:25:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jamesgreenejr</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two independent sources have suggested to me off record who the mastermind of the Great Chuck Biscuits Death Hoax of 2009 just might be; since I&#8217;m not in a theorizin&#8217; mood this morning (and most of you probably wouldn&#8217;t believe me if I told you anyway), I&#8217;ll just give you the still entirely valid and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jgtwo.wordpress.com&blog=3283401&post=5004&subd=jgtwo&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Chuck Biscuits Is Alive</title>
		<link>http://jgtwo.wordpress.com/2009/10/30/chuck-biscuits-is-alive/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 08:12:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jamesgreenejr</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And it seems it was all just a cruel, cruel hoax: legendary hard rock drummer Chuck Biscuits, whom this blog eulogized Tuesday after receiving a death notice that allegedly came from his wife, is apparently still among the living.
&#8220;I just wanted to let you know that Chuck [Biscuits] is alive and as well as can [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jgtwo.wordpress.com&blog=3283401&post=4996&subd=jgtwo&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Gore Vidal Just Dropped So Many Amazing Quotes My Head Exploded</title>
		<link>http://jgtwo.wordpress.com/2009/10/29/gore-vidal-just-dropped-so-many-amazing-quotes-my-head-exploded/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:29:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jamesgreenejr</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In this interview with The Atlantic. To wit:
&#8220;[Obama] should say to the country, &#8216;The Republicans will not allow these things to come to a vote without a filibuster. We can’t get anything through. So, good luck. Take two aspirin – and you’ll all die of the next epidemic.&#8217;&#8221;
&#8220;It&#8217;s nothing.&#8221; (commenting on Ted Kennedy&#8217;s legacy)
&#8220;When [Bill [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jgtwo.wordpress.com&blog=3283401&post=4979&subd=jgtwo&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>You Know Who&#8217;s Crazy?</title>
		<link>http://jgtwo.wordpress.com/2009/10/27/you-know-whos-crazy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:28:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jamesgreenejr</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Elizabeth Taylor. ET saw her pal MJ&#8217;s posthumous concert film This Is It and tweeted the following:
&#8220;It is the single most brilliant piece of filmmaking I have ever seen. It cements forever Michael&#8217;s genius in every aspect of creativity.&#8221;
I understand if you really dug the movie, Liz, but the single most brilliant piece of filmmaking [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jgtwo.wordpress.com&blog=3283401&post=4972&subd=jgtwo&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Chuck Biscuits: 1965-2009</title>
		<link>http://jgtwo.wordpress.com/2009/10/27/chuck-biscuits-1965-2009/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 01:28:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jamesgreenejr</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[[UPDATE #3: CHUCK BISCUITS ALIVE? An e-mail I just received at 6:34 PM EST:
"Dear James Greene,
This note is on behalf of Bob Montgomery, who ask me (his wife) to let you know that CHUCK IS ALIVE. Bob is on his way to see him now and will send you a follow up email in the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jgtwo.wordpress.com&blog=3283401&post=4957&subd=jgtwo&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Halloween Costume Concepts For 2009</title>
		<link>http://jgtwo.wordpress.com/2009/10/23/halloween-costume-concepts-for-2009/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 23:33:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jamesgreenejr</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Cut out a picture of Farrah Fawcett&#8217;s head from a magazine and tape it to your knees. Next, go to Kinko&#8217;s and have them blow up a photo of Michael Jackson&#8217;s head as large as they possibly can. Affix the Michael Jackson head to the upper part of your body and you will have [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jgtwo.wordpress.com&blog=3283401&post=4951&subd=jgtwo&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>That&#8217;s Like Putting A Bob&#8217;s Big Boy In The Kremlin</title>
		<link>http://jgtwo.wordpress.com/2009/10/21/thats-like-putting-a-bobs-big-boy-in-the-kremlin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:53:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jamesgreenejr</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a Checkers in Brooklyn now. That&#8217;s like putting a Hardee&#8217;s on the moon! Well, sort of. Anyway, I command you to read the story I wrote about the Checkers Gotham invasion for New York Press. I assure you I take no shots at Klosterman in it.
Relevent YouTube clip &#8211; Rap Cat:

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