Restricted Words, Phrases, & Names During Meal Time

Speak not the following while I eat (unless you’re in the mood to wear what I’m chewing). Alphabetically:

astronaut ice cream
Biz Markie
buzz bin
carpetbagger
classically trained mime
Costas P. Lemonopolous
cradle cap
dynamic front man
fromundah
frontier lifestyle
funderful
ganef
Goosey Loosey
high on the hog
hog wild
home dentistry
Jersey man-eater
jive turkey
Judgment Night soundtrack
kangaroo court
Kellog’s Corn Flakes
l33t
Mellie Mel
Native American tribal document
Necronomicon
Nilbog
n00b
noodge
nosh
obvious witch
(the) pain train
plotz
professional lumberjack
pwn
Rollie Fingers
self-described cougar
schmeckel
schnook
schvitz
strongman competition
tchotchke
Turkey Lurkey
tweakin’ out at a rave
wanderlust
Wiggy Ramone
winding my death watch
yenta

More as I think of/encounter them.

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3 responses to “Restricted Words, Phrases, & Names During Meal Time”

  1. jonathan says :

    ok, so talk of the jersey man eater is off the table…what about the jersey devil?

  2. jamesgreenejr says :

    I’m always up for a conversation about the Jersey Devil.

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