Montauk Monster 2: Montaukier

Well, that was a short Spring. That’s right, folks—Summer is officially here. I say this because they just found the season’s first Montauk Monster:

montaukmonstercopy

Full report here.

I wonder how long it’ll be before the annual Bigfoot hoax? Oh, wait, that just happened, too (and a half-assed apology has already been issued!). Shit, break out the Boogie Board, Maw! I’m goin’ to the BEACH!

Tags: , , , , , ,

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: