You Got A Problem With Axl Rose’s Face?
Because I do. Look at this shit:
That photo was taken last night in Winnipeg, which is surprising because it looks like it was taken last night in an alternate dimension where Axl Rose has the ability to turn into a lion every time he orgasms.
Who Am JG2?
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Star Wars Ruined My life: A Failure By JG2
Now for your downloadable pleasure, the 48 page story of the Star Wars book I couldn't get published a decade plus ago. Included are portions of the original manuscript, several new Star Wars essays, and original artwork by dear friends. GET IT HERE!
CHEAP BOOK I WROTE!
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