August 5, 2011
Princess Diaries Catwoman > Pauly D Superman
Who cares what the rest of her costume looks like? She stole Batman’s motorcycle. I don’t remember the Joker or the Scarecrow doing that. You know the old saying—steal Batman’s motorcycle, steal America’s heart. You win, Princess Diaries.
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