What You’ve Done Is Ignoramus One Oh Three

Dear R.E.M: Your decision to omit “Star 69” from your forthcoming greatest hits album has officially driven me over the edge. I’m suing you for emotional damages to the tune of four million dollars. My house plants all assure me this is a slam dunk case, so prepare to be bankrupted. Your pal, JG2.

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