My Sweet Otter Pops Shirt
Check it out. Scored it from a friend of a friend who worked an Otter Pops “event” in Manhattan. Yeah, that’s right. Otter Pops have “events” in Manhattan. They’re très chic (duh, one of the otters is wearing a beret!).
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Star Wars Ruined My life: A Failure By JG2
Now for your downloadable pleasure, the 48 page story of the Star Wars book I couldn't get published a decade plus ago. Included are portions of the original manuscript, several new Star Wars essays, and original artwork by dear friends. GET IT HERE!
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