Phrases I Have Never Heard My Father Say

“A forest teeming with rare birds.”

“That kick drum sounds a little hot.”

“Do you know the muffin man?”

“My chrysanthemums!”

“Altoona’s a bad scene.”

“An experience on par with Bette Midler’s Beaches.”

“There’s more than one way to skin a grasshopper.”

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