There’s A Scarf-Wearing Pig On The Loose In Pittsburgh
Pigs: they love to accessorize even though they rarely bother with the basic tenets of clothing. Just once I’d like to see a pig race down a highway in a nice pair of slacks with a Ralph Lauren polo. I guess we have to blame Porky, who spent all those years rocking that bow tie and suit jacket combo while his nether regions just dangled in the wind for every man, woman, and child to see. Shame on you, Porky, you unrepentant exhibitionist.