Life Is Unfair
When Mark Harmon wears a Hawaiian shirt and doesn’t comb his hair, he’s the Sexiest Man Alive. When I do it, I’m just a fat slob. What gives, America?
P.S. I like how they put the year in parenthesis, lest anyone fly off the handle RE: Mark Harmon being the sexiest man of any era. No way is Harmy hotter than 1960 Robert Conrad!