Hurricane Sandy Is God’s Angry Response To Sandy Duncan’s Lack Of Recent Exposure
Yahweh wants a “Funny Face” revival. Make it so, Hollywood. In the meantime we mere mortals will perform our Sandy Duncan spirit dances as the hurricane’s winds whip our heinies into raw beefsteak.
Seriously though, during this inclement weather, please keep Sandy Duncan in your thoughts and consider what could be done to bring “Sandy in Disneyland” to Blu-Ray. And for the last time, no, she does not have a glass eye!