Unsolicited Soundgarden King Animal Haiku Reviews
Big dumb riffs return!
Enough highs to justify
Ben Shepherd 4 LYFE.
get on your hog, your chopper
and fuckin’ ride, bra.
Draggy songs are saved
by uplifting choruses
and those big dumb riffs.
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Star Wars Ruined My life: A Failure By JG2
Now for your downloadable pleasure, the 48 page story of the Star Wars book I couldn't get published a decade plus ago. Included are portions of the original manuscript, several new Star Wars essays, and original artwork by dear friends. GET IT HERE!
CHEAP BOOK I WROTE!
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