Gratuitous Photo Of Myself At Rockaway Beach In 2011
I wish I could tell you wearing a wool hat to the beach in July was a good idea and that my head did not turn into a drippy gross sauna. I wish I could tell you that, but the beach is no fairy tale world.
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Star Wars Ruined My life: A Failure By JG2
Now for your downloadable pleasure, the 48 page story of the Star Wars book I couldn't get published a decade plus ago. Included are portions of the original manuscript, several new Star Wars essays, and original artwork by dear friends. GET IT HERE!
CHEAP BOOK I WROTE!
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