September 30, 2013
Humorous Photo Taken
Thank you, Michael Poley, for capturing on film the religious epiphany I experienced two weeks ago at Gatorland. O reptilian lord, please accept me as I am, imprisoned in this inferior saggy pink flesh.
Who Am JG2?
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Star Wars Ruined My life: A Failure By JG2
Now for your downloadable pleasure, the 48 page story of the Star Wars book I couldn't get published a decade plus ago. Included are portions of the original manuscript, several new Star Wars essays, and original artwork by dear friends. GET IT HERE!
CHEAP BOOK I WROTE!
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