Area Man Takes Christmas Selfie
When reached for comment, the man’s family confirmed the photograph in question was one of nearly fifty-three he snapped in front of the ornament’s reflective surface.
“He kept mumbling about ‘capturing the true spirit’ of Christmas. We think he needs medical help.”
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