Stare Into The Cold Light Of Life; You Will See It Again
Yeah, this is basically what turning thirty-five feels like. Like a 2002 “SNL” skit featuring Jack Black. Interpret that as you may.
Thanks to everyone giving me birthday wishes today. Y’all are too kind.
P.S. Yes, Mom, that is Seth and that is also Amy.
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