2001: A Ranch Odyssey
The following transcript is real. It is a real conversation that happened.
ME: Do you like any silent movies?
JB: [horrified] What did you just ask me?
ME: [enunciating] DO YOU LIKE ANY SILENT MOVIES.
JB: Oh, I thought you asked if I liked any salad movies.
ME: What would a salad movie be?
JB: I don’t know, something perverted.