Q: Candy Corn, Pro Or Con?
A: Con if we’re talking about eating it. Pro if we’re talking about skipping it across lakes or loading into slingshots or using it as earplugs. They should call sweet corn candy corn and candy corn chewy flavorless sugar nuggets.
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Star Wars Ruined My life: A Failure By JG2
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