Unsolicited Odelay On Beckghazi

– every year we endure the Grammys and every year a not insignificant number of people are outraged when the awards fly wildly off target, as if this ceremony has ever accurately reflected anything

– theories abound that Beck’s Album of The Year win last night was the voting body’s mea culpa for snubbing his genius work Odelay! nearly two decades ago; there should just be a category called “Oops!” wherein they grant themselves the opportunity to reverse decisions from years past

– I think we all appreciate Kanye going through the motions for us

– wouldn’t it be great if all this lead to a Beck/Beyoncé collaboration?

– Beck: Scientologist; Beyoncé: Illuminati demigod; they each have five Grammys now, so let’s end this pointless conflict and get back to uncovering the evidence that will prove Lorde is actually in her late forties

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2 responses to “Unsolicited Odelay On Beckghazi”

  1. Ilene Locke says :

    This is the only thinkpiece I’ve read so far on West’s response to Beck’s win. Seeing as you so accurately cut the shit aside, I think I can happily leave it at that. Nice one.

  2. jamesgreenejr says :

    Thanks, Ilene!

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